Funny search terms that lead to my blog

I love traffic. No, not the kind with snarling cars and belligerent horns. Oh and the motorists are pretty bad too. No, I mean the kind that leads to my blog, of course. So, I was checking my stats page yesterday and realised that there is an oasis of prompts right there for the days when I can’t think of what to write! Some of them are really funny search terms that people have used and I still don’t know how they landed on my page!

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Let’s just explore a few and perhaps dispel some myths too while we’re at it.

  • poem about wasting words– Er, are you trying to tell me something? Because I choose my words, you know. All those extra words are needed! Don’t believe the ones who say otherwise!
  • bus no more candle– So were you trying to mourn for a bus that has gone and left you bereaved? I can’t think of any other use for a candle in a bus. Unless it’s dark and the streetlights aren’t working.
  • path chosen sentence– I am glad you found yourself on the path at last. I know it can be hard and feel like a sentence, but stay the course and you will find the path that you chose to lead you to a sentence. . . I’m sorry, what were we talking about again? 
  • how to get over 1000 facebook friends– I think I know what you mean. It’s hard enough to get over one breakup, let alone a 1000. When you find out the solution, do let me know.
  • sentence with raindropWait, I’m confused. Do you want a life sentence with a raindrop or you want ANY sentence with raindrop? Because that’s a big ocean, sister and I hope you got your life jacket on!

But, you know something? For all that, I still love you guys. Yes, you the readers. So, go on and type something that will lead you here. *Hint: Shailaja, Moving quill, awesome writer, cool gal, best thing to ever happen to blogosphere– are just some helpful hints.

No, really!

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Inspired by this post over at Cultural Life

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17 thoughts on “Funny search terms that lead to my blog

  1. This was Crazy!! Getting over Facebook friends…Yea! trust writers to do the twist! Hail Godmother!

  2. How to get over 1000 friends?
    Easy as pie.. If you think making pie is easy, it’s a messy messy process they should say easy as pouring water into a glass that’s easy, unless it’s in the dark and what you thought was antiacid pills are acid pills and you are tripping because your laces are laced….
    the point you ask?
    erm… You against the world : how to get over 1000 friends

  3. Hahahahhahaha.. Nice list!
    I still haven’t tried doing this. My list might include the keywords – ‘is this girl crazy’ , ‘she has too many ex-crushes’! 😀

    It makes for a fun exercise, and I sure feel that you might have had the time of your life trying to find these phrases! 😛

  4. Bus no more candle. Bas karo bus! Hahaha, can’t get over that one! 😀
    This is such a cool post. I want to do one of these too now. I have some hilarious search terms leading to my place as well. 😉

  5. LOL!
    My top ranked incoming search term this week is this phrase:

    “why don’t people respect a queue let friend push”

    And the all time one with 523 instances is : “daddy and son”. 🙂

  6. LOL! 2 funny! 😉 I especially love your take on “how to get over 1000 facebook friends” 😉 And how about ‘Godmother’?! You forgot that search time Shailaja! 😉 <3 Hmm, I don't seem to have the capability on my blog to find out that info…too bad. 🙁

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