Hmmm..at some point we all learn to keep our opinions to ourselves. This seems to be that point for Ryan. But then again, some people never learn. 😀
hahahahahahaha, I needed the laughs. Very well written. ‘Elephant’ is never a good term to use around a woman unless you’re actually describing an elephant!
Was it the glass house that exploded when he made his cutting remark? Is he also elephantine and so being a pot, called the kettle black? There’s so much more I want to know.
Some people just don’t think before opening their mouths! You managed to paint a picture of what we all really want to do when faced with this kind of person. Great job!
I’d like to think that some day I will have *uhem* lady parts big enough to do just this to a deserving jerk. …but I’ll probably always remain to be the bigger person. 😉
Ryan winced as he tweezed a tiny shard of glass out of his cheek.
Oops, I felt that was an overkill, but don’t we all get carried away with the emotions? 😉
? That dummy! Served him right!
Oh, Ryan. Ryan, Ryan. Ryan. Tsk tsk.
Hmmm, so the dress DID make her look fat?
Hmmm..at some point we all learn to keep our opinions to ourselves. This seems to be that point for Ryan. But then again, some people never learn. 😀
hahahaha … I am surprised there was just glass 😛 😛
enjoyed reading the story.
hahahahahahaha, I needed the laughs. Very well written. ‘Elephant’ is never a good term to use around a woman unless you’re actually describing an elephant!
Unless you’re a zoologist, “elephant” is never the correct word to use!
Oh my, he doesn’t know how to properly human!
Was it the glass house that exploded when he made his cutting remark? Is he also elephantine and so being a pot, called the kettle black? There’s so much more I want to know.
Lol Shailaja. All I can think of grey is the colour in my crowning glory. A lively write – up.
Some people just don’t think before opening their mouths! You managed to paint a picture of what we all really want to do when faced with this kind of person. Great job!
Thanks so much, Dawn! Ha, then again, we’d never actually do this, would we? Something about being too nice, I think 😉
I’d like to think that some day I will have *uhem* lady parts big enough to do just this to a deserving jerk. …but I’ll probably always remain to be the bigger person. 😉
Bet that will teach him to keep his opinions to himself! LOL
Absolutely. But then again, some men never learn, don’t you agree? 😉
Lol! I needed that this morning 🙂
Glad I could make your day 🙂
Lol! This I need to send to the Husband so he knows what a wonderfully tolerant wife he has.
PS: Also banning grey from my wardrobe.
Ha ha ha! I doubt you have anything to worry about, you Zumba gal, you 😉 As for the tolerant wife,sister, you’re preaching to the choir 😉
LOL, I can imagine the force it hit him on the cheek.
Yep. WHACK! 😀
Love the short tale weaved and one liners in the end..That was Grey…haha
Of course it was 😉 Could he help it if she misinterpreted? 😉
Oh dear, LOL! Well done.
Oh dear indeed 😉
Poor Ryan! He didn’t know that honesty sometimes is not the best policy! 🙂
Well, he does now 😉
I just loved it!! So few words and so much said!
Thank you Inderpreet 🙂
😛 mean Ryan!
Or just honest Ryan maybe 😉
Hahah! Cute story and well done getting so much into such a short word count.
Thank you Cat 🙂