Funny search terms that lead to my blog

I love traffic. No, not the kind with snarling cars and belligerent horns. Oh and the motorists are pretty bad too. No, I mean the kind that leads to my blog, of course. So, I was checking my stats page yesterday and realised that there is an oasis of prompts right there for the days when I can’t think of what to write! Some of them are really funny search terms that people have used and I still don’t know how they landed on my page!

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Let’s just explore a few and perhaps dispel some myths too while we’re at it.

  • poem about wasting words– Er, are you trying to tell me something? Because I choose my words, you know. All those extra words are needed! Don’t believe the ones who say otherwise!
  • bus no more candle– So were you trying to mourn for a bus that has gone and left you bereaved? I can’t think of any other use for a candle in a bus. Unless it’s dark and the streetlights aren’t working.
  • path chosen sentence– I am glad you found yourself on the path at last. I know it can be hard and feel like a sentence, but stay the course and you will find the path that you chose to lead you to a sentence. . . I’m sorry, what were we talking about again? 
  • how to get over 1000 facebook friends– I think I know what you mean. It’s hard enough to get over one breakup, let alone a 1000. When you find out the solution, do let me know.
  • sentence with raindropWait, I’m confused. Do you want a life sentence with a raindrop or you want ANY sentence with raindrop? Because that’s a big ocean, sister and I hope you got your life jacket on!

But, you know something? For all that, I still love you guys. Yes, you the readers. So, go on and type something that will lead you here. *Hint: Shailaja, Moving quill, awesome writer, cool gal, best thing to ever happen to blogosphere– are just some helpful hints.

No, really!

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Inspired by this post over at Cultural Life

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What can I say? – #Write #Tribe

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Picture courtesy: ElfClassroom.com

I

Me

&
Myself

What a happy trio we make!

I write a post
It makes me glad
Because I write for myself

I read somewhere that
If I make myself happy
It’s because I have done it for one person- Me!

I sang a song the other day
It gladdened me immensely
For I sang it to soothe myself in a dark time.

I am who I am
Not the person you want me to be
But the best version of myself that the eye can see.

Have I bored you today
With this paean to myself?
Ah, let me be.

It isn’t often that I get to sing praises of my most favourite person in the world. 😉

So, tell me
If I were to ask you today
What would you say is the best part about being you?

 

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This is written in response to the Write Tribe Wednesday Prompt:

I, me and myself

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I am a Write Tribe Pro Blogger– Trying to blog everyday for a year.

Today is Day 47

Also linking this to Day 18 of the Ultra Blog Challenge